{"id":114,"date":"2014-05-28T23:37:21","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T23:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saltyblonde.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2014-05-29T01:17:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T01:17:11","slug":"dog-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saltyblonde.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Dog Mommy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.saltyblonde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/777c19c89271eb8bf5a3ea145cfb9926.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-115\" src=\"https:\/\/www.saltyblonde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/777c19c89271eb8bf5a3ea145cfb9926-239x300.jpg\" alt=\"777c19c89271eb8bf5a3ea145cfb9926\" width=\"239\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.saltyblonde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/777c19c89271eb8bf5a3ea145cfb9926-239x300.jpg 239w, https:\/\/www.saltyblonde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/777c19c89271eb8bf5a3ea145cfb9926.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nothing makes me move faster than that first doggy heaving motion.\u00a0 Never fails that I am on the phone or in bed when it starts.\u00a0 And it is ALWAYS on the carpet or the couch.\u00a0 Never on a hard surface!\u00a0 My poor dog hides every time he throws up, but proudly struts around when he has an accident.\u00a0 As a result, we have become experts at rug stain removal!\u00a0Lime green stain removal in particular! \u00a0Luckily we have a leather couch so clean up just involves a ton of Clorox and Lysol.\u00a0 I see all the blogs with the lovely white couch covers and I think, no way ! 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